April 2, 2008
First things first:
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ON THE BAD GIRLS CLUB, HERE’S THE CASTING INFO.
Two months ago, I posted a lil’ sumpin’ sumpin’ about The Bad Girls Club, one of those so-awful-it’s-slightly-entertaining reality shows that has had a profound impact on my life.
This post was entitled “Join the Bad Girls Club…NOW.”
Apparently, if you put some variation on that title into Google, that post pops up, like, SECOND. Which is why no fewer than NINE women have posted on that entry, asking how they can join this show, and assuming I have something to do with casting it.
I do not. Would that I did–surely those admirable individuals perform the miraculous work of God.
At first, I ignored these, but when Marquita stopped by yesterday, I realized I had to step up and provide guidance.
I KNOW I CAN ROCK THE HELL OUT OF BAD GIRLS CLUB DONT HAVE NO KIDS NO WORRYS NO PROBLEM. IM GIVE YOU A LIL BIO OF ME. IM DA ONLY GIRL THAT KICK IT WITH 8 GUYS THAT DRINK AND TALK SUGA HONEY ICE TEA(GET IT) AND THAT DONT GIVE A F**** THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY THAT IM NOT CAUGHT UP IN THE LAW: )
Truly, this woman deserves to be on a reality television show. I can only hope the producers are reading this, but I doubt it.
Marquita, click that link above. Make your tape. I’ll see you in season three.
Postscript: Another far more frightening stat has emerged: Someone found Pop Geek two days ago by searching “dora fucking diego.” Chilling.
Entry Filed under: Meta, Reality. Tags: Bad Girls Club.
1.
Jeff | April 2, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Much like Marquita, I am not caught up in the law, either.
She’s a hero and a role model.
2.
Steve | April 3, 2008 at 12:51 pm
WHOA. You’ve buried the lead in a postscript.
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Sarah | April 4, 2008 at 1:27 am
Forget Bad Girls Club, Marquita should totally have her own show. NO WORRYS NO PROBLEM.
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marquita | May 6, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Ive just logged on this site and i see im being recongnized which is so awesome some chick from the heart of chi-town im a cool individual UNTIL you fuck with me i dont settle for less i can admit that im a bitch once you step on my shoes but i dont hold grudges thats kind of on the opposite of each other: )
i observe like a mother f***** i sense bull s*** but underneath it all ima cool ass gal
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marquita | May 6, 2008 at 2:38 pm
and thanks pop geek for putting it out there cause other girls out there have bitter problems like me and need help with learning life situations. Ima queen cant no body tell me nothing i dont listen to any one o trusted my self since i was 13 so theres no breaking that i grew from me so how you break from that
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A.J. | December 13, 2008 at 6:15 pm
OK, do you want somebody to to give you 5 stars for that bullshit that you just posted? If you think that anybody is going to take you seriously, Im gonna shoot myself in the foot right now!
1.)I see a shitload of grammar errors: You cant even fuckin spell!
2.) R U gettin jumped in like your in a gang by your 8 niggas?
3.) Do you wanna come outta the closet on the bad girls club as well?
4.) Whatever you wanna do, imma light yo fire like da doors so bring it! I Also dont appreciate you talking down on people who got records, either! They know how to do more shit than just get introuble wth the law, dumbass!
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chantelle barnett | March 11, 2009 at 11:04 am
hey i should be bad because i start fights
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chantelle barnett | March 14, 2009 at 2:32 pm
hey again
your bledy bullshit never call me bullshit
ill come down there and knok you out
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chantelle barnett | March 14, 2009 at 2:35 pm
hey again
your bledy bullshit never call me bullshit
ill come down there and knok you out
oh saying im a niger are you shut up